I have a penis that is inches in length. Its angle is °.
Its flaccid girth is inch(s), the diameter is inches
and its dead weight is kg.

Unfortunately, this site is not associated with Southpark. But, I think thought it would be really funny. The above calculation is based on Randy's adjusted size specifications. Some formula modifications had to be made to yield realistic results (as in the results from the episode). For more accurate results, keep your shaft-angle around 32° as Randy does. Base to balls measurement not applicable.

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